
- THE FRIDGE IS EMPTY
NO COKE ZERO LEFT.
NO MORE SEX TONIGHT
I ATE YOUR FOOD
I HAVE A BLUEWAFFLE
NO MORE FOOD LEFT
City won the league…
TUMBLR IS SHUTTING DOWN
They Shut Down Popeyes.
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This man was born with glass bones and paper skin.
Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms.
At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
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